In GTA Online, I experienced what is probably the craziest session I have ever encountered, thanks to a modder. And I have seen a lot.
What happened? I regularly log into GTA Online, spin the lucky wheel, and complete my daily tasks. It often happens that modders use their cheat menus to influence the experience of other lobby participants. This can be negative, causing a complete blackout for all players where they can only see black.
Often, you also encounter god mode hackers who cannot be killed. Well, almost.
However, I got lucky during my session. A modder was with me and many other players in the lobby. He wanted everyone to have fun. And before I knew it, I was already in a sex limousine flying over the vast online world of Los Santos.
My Adventure with Limos, Transformers, and the Driving Hamburger
It all started like this: In the online lobby chat, a message from a player popped up that sounded something like “WOAH, what is THAT?” Followed by numerous smileys expressing his joy. Curious as I am, I immediately jumped into my car and searched for the player on the map. I didn’t have to search long before the guy overtook me in a hamburger.
No, not a person from Hamburg. Yes, the food. No, he didn’t hold it in his hand. HE WAS DRIVING A HAMBURGER!
I couldn’t miss the opportunity and then also got into the burger vehicle and cruised through the streets. You wouldn’t believe how fast such a meatball bun can become.
As I finished my joyride, a player messaged me in the chat. He said I should stand still.
Normally, I should have been suspicious at this point and immediately switched to passive mode. But after my culinary adventure, I felt so exhilarated that I just waited. Just five seconds later, a sex limousine teleported next to me.
I quickly recognized that it had to be a sexualized version of this multi-person vehicle. On the roof, there was a giant pole with a whopping eighteen times the “69” attached. A clear reference to the sexual position that has become a popular meme on the internet.
As a good citizen of Los Santos, I, of course, immediately got in. Instead of speeding down the streets with that oversized pole on the roof, the limo took off. Together with another player, the modder and I then flew in this sex limo over Los Santos.
Because we apparently weren’t attracting enough attention from the other players, the modder then activated a bright color change. Now we were flying with an RGB sex limo over the city, stopping next to astonished players. Honestly? I couldn’t wipe the grin off my face.
The grand finale of this fun afternoon took place at the Los Santos airport. Here, the modder spawned a huge transformer, built from tanks and a jet. A giant, sad face hovered over the body. The “device” was incredibly fast, zooming from one side to the other across the runway. Followed by a horde of police cars trying in vain to stop this gigantic transformer with their puny machine guns.
It went on like this for about twenty minutes, with more crazy vehicles being spawned by the modder from his menu in between.
Conclusion: Sometimes Modders are Nice Too
Here’s what I learned: Up until now, my experiences with modders in GTA Online have been negative. I have over 1800 gameplay hours in GTA Online and have encountered quite a few hackers/modders over the last few years. So far, this afternoon was the best encounter with these players.
I would gladly encounter them again at the next event in the online world. Rockstar recently announced that GTA Online will soon receive its biggest update ever. And I’m really looking forward to it.
