Final Fantasy XIV: Fat Mount at a Fat Price – the Chubby Moogle

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In the fantasy MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, the Fat Moogle causes wide eyes and slim wallets.

The “Fat Moogle” is a chubby mount in Final Fantasy XIV. Square Enix wants 21 euros for the two-seater mount, which could probably use a diet.

Final Fantasy 14: Moogle got back!

In the description text, they are quite aware of the voluminous offering, stating “Baby got back”, which means “The little one has a powerful backside.”

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Codename. Hinternburg.!

Or “once you kupo, you cannot stop”, which essentially means nothing, but in a kupo kind of way. In English, the “Fat Moogle” is unfortunately less charmingly named, as it has been decided to use “Fat Moogle”.

The mount is account-wide and can transport two players if they are in a party. You must have reached level 20 and have the permit to ride a personal Chocobo. In the corresponding areas, it is capable of flight and plays unique music when entered. There is also a unique effect.

http://youtu.be/NvWj-yDmrcw

Read more about Final Fantasy XIV and its rather quirky humor on our theme page for the game, kupo.

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