In Destiny receives a Guardian from his fiancée a kind of “Destiny” package for Christmas with all sorts of useful items like the “Cookie Bringern”, the “Suros Health Regime” or the bathrobe of “No Game Tomorrow.”
For Destiny, a damn lot of hours are spent. And contrary to the stereotype, MMO players are not all single and living in the basement. Many have girlfriends, fiancées, or are even married with families (and some… it is rumored, may even be women themselves, but that clearly belongs to the realm of legend).
An important question that can massively influence household harmony is: How does the better half deal with it when you keep getting upset about Xur, spend hours lurking in the Nightfall, trance-like farm helium filaments, scream at guys through the headset that they should finally run over the damn bridges, and gush with gleaming eyes about the best day of their life, which does not mean wedding or the birth of a child, but rather the day when Gjallarhorn was available at a public event on Mars?
Of course, it comes down to sensitivity. But also to the understanding and love of the partner.
A Guardian has hit the jackpot with his fiancée. She understands her future husband’s hobby and brought him a whole package of “Destiny gifts” for Christmas. The man, a lucky guy known as bulletchocolate on reddit, photographed, displayed, and shared these gifts.
How well his fiancée understands Destiny and its influence on her Guardian is evident from the witty humor of the gifts, as they are all equipped with trait cards.
So a few vitamin pills reduce fatigue by 5 points, the “Neck-Juju” (a neck pillow) has a 50% chance of increasing the user’s energy or putting them into a 20-minute deep sleep, “Ice Breather” ensures fresh breathing through the nose, the Cakebringer has two charges but does nothing for health, and instead of the chest armor Heart of the Praxic Fire, there is a “Fiancée’s Heart” that ignites once a month.
Users on reddit congratulated the Destiny player on this fiancée. He must have rolled a good one. The woman is clearly an Exotic. There are hopes that Xur will have her in stock soon.
But as we know Xur… No.
Happy New Year!
