World of Warcraft: Both the strong female Orcs and the noble Dwarven women have a problem: The muscle-bound Orc men and the hairy Dwarven men have preferred to indulge in other crowns of creation rather than their own!
In the evening pub talks among men, you keep hearing the same excuses for their infidelities: they are “too expressionless and poorly made up” or they lack a “feminine touch“.
But what is the reason for this? Has the supposedly strong sex, who knows why, become weak? Rumor has it that black holes to parallel worlds are increasingly opening in the world of Azeroth. Until now, only men were allowed to investigate this mystery. Those who dared to venture through and took a closer look at the other world are unrecognizable.
A returning man suddenly began to speak of the Apocalypse: “Hear, hear! They will soon shut us down, save yourselves if you can! I saw terrifying figures making their way to destroy us! They are referred to as the so-called WoW killers in the other worlds!“.
Such people usually only cause laughter and are considered unrealistic.
Much worse are, for example, the human boys who supposedly return from a fantasy world named Arborea and speak of incredibly “hot” looking Castanic women; these guys filled the entire village with their devilishly attractive beings! Even though the female “Eves” are not immediate competition, since they are supposedly 7 million years apart, the reports left marks that scratched the ego.
The lack of attention due to the stories drove them simply mad. They could not understand that for years they had built something up and now, out of nowhere, they were chasing after younger flirts… One person’s misery is another person’s joy, because for this reason, designer doctors have once again been in high demand for a long time.
ALL human women will soon undergo surgery after the first test models make a promising impression. The men are now even talking about a soon return, but also unprecedented adventures have recently been increasingly sighted: “I always wanted to join your society, but your bodies were simply too dull for me so far!” This has, of course, not gone unnoticed by the female Orcs and Dwarves.
The first Orc and Dwarf test subjects will be examined more closely because they now also contribute to open jaws. Let’s start with the ‘redesign’ of the female Dwarves:
As we know, doctors express themselves slightly differently about such things, more technically. Nevertheless, it is interesting to know what they say about the redesign:
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[intense_testimony_text]It was a challenge for our character designers to find a balance between the classic model of the female Dwarf and the expressiveness of the new fluid animations.[/intense_testimony_text]
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Last but not least, let’s also take a look at the hot female Orcs!
In this endeavor, even two of the leading doctors wanted to inform us about the impressions they gained from the first test surgeries:
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[intense_testimony_text]The original facial expression of the female Orc is basically just a vacant stare that unfortunately conveys hardly any life or personality. We wanted to give her a bit more sharpness so that she radiates a confident “Don’t mess with me!” attitude (…)[/intense_testimony_text]
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[intense_testimony_text](…)The goal was a new model with significantly higher accuracy but classic appearance. We want a strong female counterpart to the male Orc – equally battle-ready in presence, yet still feminine.[/intense_testimony_text]
[intense_testimony_author company=”Character Artist Dusty Nolting”][/intense_testimony_author]
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I hope it has become clear here that the little introductory story was a little joke on my part 😉 The new character textures that will be introduced with the Warlords of Draenor addon are no joke, to make that clear once again.
Now your opinion is required: Are the new character textures almost reason enough for you to return to World of Warcraft or even start anew?
