Twitch streamer Squeex talked in a stream about a Tinder date. His date was supposedly so bad at Counter Strike: Global Offensive that the relationship was doomed. Reddit users reacted amusedly to the streamer’s story.
Who is Squeex? Squeex is a Twitch streamer with 16,313 followers who plays games and publishes “Just Chatting” content. Among the streamed games were Super Mario 64, Dark Souls III, and Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (via Twitch).
Recently, Squeex told his viewers about a dating experience while trying to stream Super Mario 64 speedruns.
Here you can see a trailer for CS:GO:
“Bro, she always bought in the eco round. She was the worst player of all time!”
On the dating platform Tinder, Squeex saw a young woman who claimed to be a big CS:GO fan. Her passion for CS:GO was immediately a reason for Squeex to swipe right – that means he showed interest in the person. He got a match: she marked him as a potential partner too.
So both added each other on Steam and played CS:GO together. However, the young woman was allegedly not particularly good at the game.
Here you can see the English Twitch clip where Squeex talks about the date:
Squeex vented about his date’s gaming skills in the stream: “Bro, she always bought in the eco round. She was the worst player of all time! And then there’s this messed-up part of my brain saying: ‘We have no future. Look at how she makes her decisions’ […]”.
He further explained: “I can’t have kids with someone who is so financially irresponsible in the game (laughs). I can’t do that.”
In the end, it didn’t work out between the two, Squeex continued. She was the one who bid farewell to the Twitch streamer.
What does the community on reddit say about the dating story? Reddit users seem to be celebrating Squeex’s dating story, writing comments like:
- User Amazing_Magician_352: “Current clip champ, perfectly edited”
- dhalathan: “Yo, this is really hilarious.”
- Mathyoujames: “I knew there was a reason I hadn’t unsubscribed from this subreddit yet”
- BrokenArrowX: “No idea who this guy is, but he’s damn funny”
What do you think of Squeex’s dating story? Feel free to let us know in the comments.
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