However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
Such dead serious comments really sweeten the update articles for me. And it’s not just me laughing, because such posts regularly get the most upvotes.
This is how Guardians react: It gets really funny when other users take it for face value. One might read in response that Bungie announced the update, and the 14-time father should calm down. When Jale Stevenson then ironically says that Bungie should orient itself to his personal life, this meets with incomprehension.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
Such dead serious comments really sweeten the update articles for me. And it’s not just me laughing, because such posts regularly get the most upvotes.
This is how Guardians react: It gets really funny when other users take it for face value. One might read in response that Bungie announced the update, and the 14-time father should calm down. When Jale Stevenson then ironically says that Bungie should orient itself to his personal life, this meets with incomprehension.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
Such dead serious comments really sweeten the update articles for me. And it’s not just me laughing, because such posts regularly get the most upvotes.
This is how Guardians react: It gets really funny when other users take it for face value. One might read in response that Bungie announced the update, and the 14-time father should calm down. When Jale Stevenson then ironically says that Bungie should orient itself to his personal life, this meets with incomprehension.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
Such dead serious comments really sweeten the update articles for me. And it’s not just me laughing, because such posts regularly get the most upvotes.
This is how Guardians react: It gets really funny when other users take it for face value. One might read in response that Bungie announced the update, and the 14-time father should calm down. When Jale Stevenson then ironically says that Bungie should orient itself to his personal life, this meets with incomprehension.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
Such dead serious comments really sweeten the update articles for me. And it’s not just me laughing, because such posts regularly get the most upvotes.
This is how Guardians react: It gets really funny when other users take it for face value. One might read in response that Bungie announced the update, and the 14-time father should calm down. When Jale Stevenson then ironically says that Bungie should orient itself to his personal life, this meets with incomprehension.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
Such dead serious comments really sweeten the update articles for me. And it’s not just me laughing, because such posts regularly get the most upvotes.
This is how Guardians react: It gets really funny when other users take it for face value. One might read in response that Bungie announced the update, and the 14-time father should calm down. When Jale Stevenson then ironically says that Bungie should orient itself to his personal life, this meets with incomprehension.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
Such dead serious comments really sweeten the update articles for me. And it’s not just me laughing, because such posts regularly get the most upvotes.
This is how Guardians react: It gets really funny when other users take it for face value. One might read in response that Bungie announced the update, and the 14-time father should calm down. When Jale Stevenson then ironically says that Bungie should orient itself to his personal life, this meets with incomprehension.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
Destiny 2 regularly frustrates players with its updates. Our MeinMMO author Philipp Hansen finds it amusing when a 14-time father works 2,000 hours a minute and in just 2.7 seconds of gaming, a patch ruins everything. You can read about what’s so funny in this very serious opinion.
Guardians hate updates: Destiny 2 is a live-service game and is regularly supplied with content and updates. Well, new content doesn’t arrive as regularly as the smaller patches that come in about 1-2 times a month. When such an update arrives, it always comes at an inconvenient time – that’s a given.
It’s especially annoying when the update only fixes 3 tiny things that personally don’t bother you at all. Yes, you, Hotfix 3.2.1.1 from July 15 should feel addressed. But updates are much meaner than you think.
That’s why update articles are the funniest articles for me
To avoid getting surprised too much by the updates and taking a critical hit from behind, we at MeinMMO always accompany patch days with an article that lists all times and changes, and we update the whole thing multiple times. Recently, these have been the funniest articles for me to write.
That makes me laugh: It’s part of my job to click through Bungie’s Twitter posts – you don’t want to miss an extended server maintenance. The comments there make me tear up from laughter:
The Guardian Jale Stevenson writes dead serious: “I’m so fed up with this game. I was about to finish a solo flawless raid run and was just about to take down Atheon when I got kicked. Bungie, I have 14 kids and work 2,000 hours a minute. That was my only free time. Dead game.”
Jalen Stevenson is, of course, poking fun at all the comments that usually accumulate under such an update post on Twitter:
- Destiny 2 is dead, why update?
- You can’t play Destiny 2 when you want (the dead Destiny 2, mind you).
- I was about to complete the wildest achievement of my Guardian life when the servers went down.
- I’m really busy, have little time, and the update comes with deadly precision right when I have a free minute.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
Such dead serious comments really sweeten the update articles for me. And it’s not just me laughing, because such posts regularly get the most upvotes.
This is how Guardians react: It gets really funny when other users take it for face value. One might read in response that Bungie announced the update, and the 14-time father should calm down. When Jale Stevenson then ironically says that Bungie should orient itself to his personal life, this meets with incomprehension.
But wait, other Guardians are hit even harder by the updates. Those who thought working 2,000 hours a minute and still finding time for Destiny was crazy should take a look at time mage Deroni76:
The diligent Guardian has 17 jobs and only 2.7 seconds a week to play Destiny. Although he is only a father of 8 children, he is a single parent. Such dedication also impresses our first Guardian, Jale Stevenson, who now takes him as a role model. That was just a snippet, but that’s how it is lately with every update article. Thanks for that.
However, not all Guardians have such a sense of humor. Many really complain, even if things are being moved by the update that could just as well be done 15 minutes later, without any disadvantages:
I was just about to get the Splicer title. I’m 10 decrypted data away from my first title with the last upgrade for gloves. And now this? I’m really upset
Via Twitter
A patch always comes too early and too late
In the German-speaking area, these patches usually hit in the evening and take down the servers between 6:00 PM and 8:00 PM. Maintenance often takes longer. When everything runs smoothly again from 11 PM, we go to bed annoyed and have to postpone our planned outing as Guardians to another time.
When does the horror come? Traditionally, Tuesday, the weekly reset day, is ruined. But Thursdays and, if it really nasty shows up on Fridays, are also often sabotaged by Bungie’s sneaky update orgies.
When it’s 7:00 PM for us, it’s 10:00 AM for the developers at Bungie near Seattle. They have just finished their first coffee and have nothing better to do than mess with Europeans across the ocean – typical Americans.
That’s why it’s always inappropriate: But you can hardly believe it, the updates annoy not only us Europeans. Even in the land of freedom, the patches rob you of the freedom to play Destiny when you want. Guardians all over the globe complain that they were kicked from the game at the most inappropriate moments by the update.
- You were in the raid, almost had your Vex Mythoclast? Update!
- Just on a 5 win streak in competitive PvP? Update!
- According to insider reports, even Guardians who are just chilling in the Tower and give Bungie no reason to kick them are affected. Still: Update!
With updates in Destiny 2, it’s like with wizards in “The Lord of the Rings”… only reversed: An update always comes too late, Guardian, as well as always too early. It hits exactly when no one wants it. (The original Gandalf quote from the movie can be found here on Kino.de)
Let’s get down to business
Of course, I write this with a wink and know that gaming time is scarce and how frustrating a patch can be at the wrong moment.
When you finally manage to gather the whole crew for a raid, planning for days, and then bam, such an update comes and ruins your plans. Even if the maintenance itself is only short, the wisdom applies to many: never play on patch day. Because no one wants continuous messages like “contact Destiny servers” and error code “Weasel”.
The initial frustration is understandable. But you can never please everyone. Even if we often feel attacked during our prime time, the updates are always inconvenient for all Guardians worldwide. One must also consider that Bungie needs someone to oversee the maintenance. That cannot happen at times when the devs are sleeping at headquarters.
Have you ever been surprised by a patch at the worst possible moment? What achievement was ruined for you? What is your general opinion on Bungie’s update policy? Would you prefer to receive only major updates 1-2 times per season, or should even the smallest things be fixed quickly and you take maintenance times more often? Let us know in the comments.
