Porta-Pooper 5000 – The Poop Cannon (Borderlands 3)
What kind of weapon is this? This legendary weapon from the wacky looter shooterBorderlands 3 is truly one of the insane guns, even for this game. At first glance, the weapon looks like a rocket launcher.
It fires radioactive projectiles with a decent explosion radius. But upon closer inspection, you see that it is by no means a “normal” weapon.
What makes it so crazy? The Porta-Pooper 5000 is just disgusting. The weapon appears with its moist, glossy brown color as if it were just pulled out of a manure pit. But when you fire it, things get even worse.
Because with a wet farting noise, the weapon emits a pile of poop, which precisely strikes the target zone and spreads a whole pile of stinking, radioactive shit there.
The poor pigs that stumble into it are irradiated by the fatal feces and perish miserably.
If that’s not enough, you can also enjoy the fact that the weapon speaks. So if you enjoy lines like “You are full of shit! And that’s meant as a compliment!”, you will surely be happy with this weapon.
How do you get this crazy gun? You get this disgusting weapon through a wacky quest called “Porta Prison.” You can find the quest in the northwest of Lectra City on the planet Promethea.
There, a bandit has been trapped by an AI of a futuristic port-a-potty inside, and you must somehow free him.
After a truly absurd questline, where the toilet eventually takes off and lands in a sewage channel, you will finally receive your well-deserved prize in the form of this “shitty” weapon.
