By snooping NSA orcs, elves, and dwarves – no one can be trusted!
No one should be surprised by the latest news in the NSA scandal, especially not us internet-savvy gamers, but for the sake of completeness, we didn’t want to withhold the article from you.
As it was recently revealed, real NSA agents are allowed to play online games such as World of Warcraft during working hours. Furthermore, the American intelligence agency allegedly even attempted to recruit rogue Alliance and Horde soldiers for their purposes. Two ultra-secret special units of SI:7 and the Kor’kron, who are covertly investigating for the “Noob Source of America”, are spying on terrorist-minded goblin engineers and their supposedly bomb-buying guild members.
Pointless surveillance without raid experience
This top-secret operation, which a minimally suppressed British daily newspaper recently rat out, has not been able to show any successes so far. For example, the level-0815 heroes failed to prevent the massacre at Theramore last year. Even today, World of Warcraft mourns the fallen citizens and must deal with the most wanted criminal Garrosh Hellscream and his terrorist network, because the Noob Source of America simply messes up every raid with their poor information.
That we brave heroes of the Alliance and Horde are victims of this spying is one annoying side of the “Never Story Anding”, but the fact that the guys and gals from the NSA can’t even play properly is just too much…or something like that!
A (lonely) undercover orc investigator of the Noop Source of America.
Small controlled conclusion
The fact is: If you noobs want to snoop, then you should at least recruit MMO (S) experts like Groinkh, who know the terrorist goblin underground scene and how to enjoy some bomb fun while gaming online. So for a horrendous monthly subscription, every conceivable beta key, and plenty of soda and chips, we’d be in with Mein MMO! 😀
And to support this coded subliminal NSA application with hard facts, you’ll find the link to the boring real-life article from heise.de. And if you’re from the NSA, please take a look at our application video that we made especially for you. Oh, and while you’re at it, we could still use a few more “likes, shares, comments, and whatever else works”! You could make that happen, right?!? 😉
