Do you know, sometimes I really think. A few weeks ago, I was complaining that I was running out of topics to get worked up about every Wednesday, but this has since turned into the opposite. Just on Friday, I gathered enough things to easily fill another column with it.
Jokes in Smite
As often as Smite players leave a match early, the internet connection cannot fail that often. We always joked within our group that you should be able to see several smoke-filled apartments on every street in the city. Every time a player leaves the ongoing round, there should be a computer blown up somewhere to have a suitable excuse ready for the teammates. The idea is funny just as long as it doesn’t actually happen.
Karma is a b… you know.
Around a week ago, I could still mockingly laugh at my roommate, as his graphics card was unable to render Evolve acceptably. But since my boss in the Nether punishes every sin immediately (well, not every sin…) she sent my beautiful Radeon HD 6870 to Nirvana. And yes, I only learned the name of my card after it broke. You usually only care about things when they don’t work properly anymore, right?
Well, free according to the biblical motto “An eye for an eye, a graphics card for a graphics card” my roommate now had enough time to stand in the doorframe, mock me, and dance around the corpse of my computer like Rumpelstiltskin.
Since all my “professional” resurrection measures, such as cursing the world loudly while putting it in and out and kicking it, have not brought any significant success other than relieving frustration, I now turn to you: What kind of card would you recommend to me?
I am modest. As long as I can play Evolve again – and my roommate cannot. Let’s see who dances around the apartment last…
