Heroes of the Storm features not only disgusting Zergs and rotting Undead but also some attractive heroes. But which character is the hottest? Who overshadows all others in terms of sexiness? An app found the answer!
“Applein, Applein on the wall, who is the prettiest hero in HotS land?” Well, that silly spell is not really necessary to crown the hottest character in Heroes of the Storm. Instead, it requires a special function provided by the dating app BlinQ. This utilizes facial recognition and an algorithm that calculates the attractiveness of a face based on numerous factors.
Sonya is not a human!
This all works quite well with real faces in photos, but what about fictional heroes and their portraits? A few jokesters on Reddit wanted to know once and for all whether the tough Russian Zarya outshines the equally cool Crusader Johanna? Or whether the dapper King Wrynn must capitulate to the rugged charm of Jim Raynor. Therefore, they uploaded all the portraits of the heroes from Heroes of the Storm to the dating app.
Unfortunately, the app often didn’t recognize a face at all. This was not surprising for disgusting slime creatures like the Zerg Abathur, as its multiple bug eyes and venom-dripping mandibles are not exactly features of human anatomy. But why the Barbarian Sonya was not recognized is truly a shame! Or is she also a Zerg? Who knows…
Diablo’s Breasts or just the dead fish?
For other characters, the app recognized a face that wasn’t one at all. For example, Diablo’s chest, which is 23 years old, male (lol), and clearly “hot.” It got even weirder with the baby Murloc Murky, who has a dead fish as a weapon. And now guess whose face as a 30-year-old woman was granted the label “Hot”? That makes the fish just as hot as the sexy sniper Nova!
However, we don’t want to reveal the prettiest and hottest heroes to you here just yet; we have embedded the results of the beauty assessment here as an Imgur image series. Enjoy!
Do you agree with the assessment? And which hero is actually your favorite? Let us know and write it in the comments!
Also cool: The Fire Lord Ragnaros is coming as a new hero in Heroes of the Storm!
