A bored player calculated the average sizes of the genitalia of all races in World of Warcraft.
World of Warcraft has a detailed background story, but there are a few knowledge gaps. And there are players who are willing to invest a lot of time to fill these gaps. Thus, the player and theory crafter Leggerless painstakingly calculated the genital sizes of all races in World of Warcraft and published them in detailed charts on his blog and on Reddit.
For Science!
To arrive at his results, Leggerless used a formula based on the typical body size of the respective races. He took the average height of a human male as the basis for the penis sizes. He then used the typical size of an erect penis to determine the “erection percentage,” which is the relative size of the penis compared to the rest of the body.
Leggerless was then able to apply this calculation basis to all other races. This led him to the average sizes among the different races. The Tauren rank highest with average genital sizes of 19.70 cm, while Gnomes barely reach around 7 cm and clearly fall short.
Leggerless also considered the female beings and calculated charts for the dimensions of vaginas based on his penis calculations. Here too, the Tauren are at the top.
However, Leggerless states that scientifically speaking, genital sizes do not necessarily correlate with body size. But it would be a good foundation to gain a general overview.
You can find the detailed charts from Leggerless in the sources mentioned.
By the way, Leggerless seems to have a penchant for this subject. He also calculated the breast sizes of all races in Final Fantasy XIV. On his blog, he also deals with various family-friendly, rather niche topics in the MMO world, such as the different time zones or linguistic subtleties. He seems to be someone who wants to explore the fictional worlds to the depths where no one has gone before.
An interesting article about the notorious role-playing in the shady Goldshire area of WoW can be found here.
