A Guardian spent 15 hours on the farm yesterday, even though it was supposed to be open for only one hour. We report on his adventures alone on the farm and his heroic battle against madness in this article.
Last night around 9 PM, we received a message from an excited Guardian. He was still on the farm, suggesting that an article could be made about what a persistent Guardian he is. We listened with interest but politely declined. One hour longer didn’t seem worth mentioning to us.
The farm was only supposed to be open for testing purposes for one hour yesterday.
However, it seems that after one hour, no new Guardians could enter the social space. But Bungie did not kick out the Guardians who were already on the farm. What were they supposed to do, there was hardly anything happening? The vendors were off.
15 Hours of a Guardian Alone on the Farm
A Guardian took it too far and spent 15 hours on the farm. Allegedly to “keep watch in case the Cabal come back, now that everyone is gone.”
To prevent the Guardian from going insane in his solitude, he behaved like Tom Hanks in the movie “Cast Away.” He made sure he had enough fresh drinking water and “played games to keep his mind sharp and his reflexes quick”.
He made it his mission to kick the soccer ball anywhere he could and he followed through with it.
Unfortunately, it is not recorded whether he started talking to the soccer ball, painted a face on it, and began arguments with “Wilson,” but Destiny scientists believe: That definitely happened. It could not have been any other way.
The Guardian published this collection of images from his adventures on imgur.
Other Guardians who are surprisingly spending a lot of time in the Destiny 2 Beta have really taken on the Cabal ships:
Destiny 2: Guardians shoot down Cabal ships, but all for nothing
