Conan Exiles is famous and notorious for its wildly flopping penises. However, friends of mighty powers will not find satisfaction on the planned Xbox version.
Conan Exiles and penises are two topics that are hard to separate. Because although other survival games like Rust showcased bare masculinity, Conan Exiles was the first game to offer its own sliders for the genitals.
The enthusiasm for penises at Funcom began with a commission to Jenni Saarinen. She is responsible for the models and graphics at Funcom. Shortly after the commission, she had “reference material” on her screen for three weeks. Allegedly, this was amusing for everyone.
Conan Exiles: No sausage party on the Xbox
Those who were eagerly anticipating freely flopping genitals at the release of the Conan Exiles version for Xbox One might have gotten their hopes up too soon.
At GDC, Funcom CEO Joel Bylos stated that they could probably only show “partial nudity” on the console. This option leaves the chest of both men and women exposed but covers the genital area with a non-removable loincloth. Naked breasts have not been a problem in other games, so Funcom assumes that Microsoft will allow this.
However, with wildly flopping penises, the situation seems to be different, and Funcom stated that Microsoft had been quite clear that such things could not be allowed. A statement from Sony regarding the also planned PS4 version of Conan Exiles is still pending, but a similar measure is expected there too. So, no option for full nudity and free penises for console gamers.
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What do you think about Microsoft’s “No-Penis” stance? Reasonable, since the console is supposed to be family-friendly, or an outrageous censorship of a wonderful work of art? Let us know and write it in the comments.
