Yes, yes, yet another penis news on Mein-MMO. This time, however, it features a game that truly makes headlines with penises: Conan Exiles. Here, you have the opportunity to extend your best piece retroactively.
Longer things in Conan Exiles: In Conan Exiles, you have the chance to view and even customize the genitals of your characters. With a potion in the game, as well as some mods, you can even exceed the length that is normally allowed.
Equipment potions and mods make the penis bigger
The equipment potion – for cooks: In the game itself, you can craft an “equipment potion”. The description of the potion is: “Some tinctures are helpful. Others are mainly… clogging,” and in the subtitle it says: “No matter what people say… bigger is always better.”
To craft the potion, you need some ingredients that you can mix in a fire bowl cauldron:
- 1x glass bottle filled with water
- 1x alchemical base substance
- 3x gray lotus powder
You learn the recipe with “Chef Specialist X”. The book with the recipes can be found in the swamp directly at the coast near “Wanderer’s Rest”.
What does the equipment potion do? The official effect in the game is “+3 Charisma”. Charisma has (so far) no effect in Conan Exiles and is also not an attribute that you could otherwise increase.
However, the actual effect is that the penis of male characters is significantly extended. You can even exceed the size that is maximally allowed during character creation. Even the physics engine acts on the extended piece.
The potion has no effect on female characters.
Mods for even “bigger” fun: If it is too hard for you to obtain the potion or too tedious to constantly take it again, there are also mods that have a similar effect.
The modder “FluffyQuack” has released the mod “Schlongs of Absurd Length” in the Steam Workshop. The mod was created to accurately (quote) “replicate Conan’s canon cannon size,” as it is claimed by the modder to be found in the books of Robert E. Howard.
Conan Exiles has much more to offer: Mein MMO tested it and finds Conan Exiles great.
