Lil’ Eddie
There are toys that are cute. There are toys that are nice. There are toys that bring a smile to your face.
And then there is Lil’ Eddie.
Lil’ Eddie is an undead construct that jumps from person to person, makes disgusting zombie noises, and every few seconds triggers one of several annoying effects:
- He jumps multiple times to a victim, takes distance, and jumps back.
- He colors victims with green dye.
- He spams the chat with text lines.
- He throws skulls at his victims.
- He runs in circles around the victim.
Who the current victim is changes every few seconds.
While the troubled characters can kick Lil’ Eddie to make him go away, he usually just comes running back and asks if he can be your friend – before going back to his annoying behavior.
Where can I find Lil’ Eddie? Lil’ Eddie is one of the abominations we owe to the Shadowlands expansion. You need to join the Maldraxxus covenant and upgrade the monstrosity tailor to level 3. Then you can assemble Lil’ Eddie there as often as you want. Up to 100 Lil’ Eddie can fit into a single stack, so you can fill your entire inventory with them if you want.
But for that, you really have to love your fellow players a whole lot.
