The survival game SCUM on Steam is known for its focus on hardcore realism and the penises of its characters. The winter update brings all sorts of goodies, including cute costumes for the best piece of a man.
This is how SCUM celebrates Christmas: SCUM made high waves upon release in late summer on Steam. Now the survival game has released a “winter update” that revolves around the festive season of Christmas.
The update 0.1.22.11074 was released on December 20 and brings many new features: The new patch makes the map festive, brings barricades and locks for houses, and wraps the character’s penis nice and warm.
About the penises: SCUM has been quite fascinated by penises for a while, since they introduced a slider. Now they refer to a tradition from the Croatian mountains. Women there are said to have made their men “Willy Warmers” to provide warmth and safety in the cold winter.
The Croatian development team supports this with a Wikipedia entry. This is thus scientifically assured.
Those who have the supporter pack in SCUM receive an “elephant warmer” complete with eyes. It’s said that you can’t find it in the wild. This presumably means that the other two Johannes warmers are somewhere out there.
Recently, a bug in SCUM caused uncontrolled penis growth.
This is how SCUM celebrates Christmas: The update brings several more conventional typical Christmas improvements:
- The SCUM map is covered in snow.
- Players can shape snowballs, build a snowman, and give gifts to others.
- A sleigh ride is also possible.
- And there is a warm and cozy emote.
This is how to make your house safer:
The most gameplay-important feature is probably “Fortification.” This allows the prisoners to secure their home against intruders. Players can now lock the door; there are 3 different locks. Players can attach up to three locks to their door.
In addition, there is the possibility to break open a lock. After all, we are in SCUM – there are three different tools available for this, ranging from a screwdriver to an improvised burglary tool, up to a real one.
The windows can also be barricaded; otherwise, someone might come at night and steal your elephant warmer.
More about SCUM and its obscure fascination with realism: SCUM introduces heart attack because players do not stop eating
