Conan Exiles – Naked Barbarian Invasion!
Norwegians seem to have a thing for wild barbarians. Because after the rather unsuccessful online role-playing game Age of Conan, the Norwegian developer studio Funcom launched the Early Access for the survival MMO Conan Exiles on January 31, giving it another shot in the wild world of the desert barbarian Conan.
Everyone please only one cross!
True to the dirty and dark book and film templates, it’s rough and brutal in Conan’s world of Hyboria. It can happen that you get nailed to a cross by concerned citizens in the desert for “singing wild songs” or “whoring with lowly creatures”! What a bummer! But before you can hum “Always look on the bright Side of Life”, salvation is already on the way!
The namesake muscle bulge Conan comes strolling by and cuts you loose. The pragmatic barbarian does nothing more, and you are left to fend for yourself. To survive, you must face the merciless environment, slay animals with your bare hands, establish yourself against other inhabitants of the desolate desert, and gradually build what you need to survive. Check out our beginner tips!
Even pants are a luxury!
As a freshly rescued rascal from the cross, you are indeed completely naked, and even pants and primitive weapons like stone axes must be painstakingly crafted from scarce resources. Additionally, you will soon need a shelter, or the next sandstorm will simply kill you. If you play Conan Exiles on PvP servers, your fellow players will ruthlessly pursue you to raid your hard-earned supplies.
Gradually, you will build a small fortress for yourself, and in order to focus on the struggle for survival, you enslave the NPCs loitering in the wasteland. You will then force them to serve you unconditionally as craftsmen or for entertainment. Particularly barbaric individuals will also sacrifice their servants on the altars of their idols to summon the power of those beings. Unless you follow Crom. Crom laughs at the wailing of mortals!
Come join my Barbarian Adventureland
You can play Conan Exiles both solo and on online servers. The rules can be set by the operator themselves. For example, whether PvP is even possible and what can be looted from slain players. Also cool: Each server determines how nude things can get. As a game for adults from Europe, Conan Exiles features nude characters.
Funny: during character creation, you can even freely determine the length and circumference of your virtually and physically correctly calculated penis – provided you play a male barbarian. For females, there are breast sliders known from numerous Asian MMOs.
No freely flapping penises, but similar wild warriors and warrior maidens can be found on page three with For Honor!
